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Along with Don's eclectic coverage for Acrobat and PostScript,
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Santa Claus Machines, Water Soluble Swimsuits, or Wavelets,
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Plus annotated links to many thousands of websites and related
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them and is interested in them, others are also likely to.
Most library files require an Adobe Acrobat plug in for online
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or an eBook Reader or any other .PDF accepting program.
Included are hundreds of Don's unique .PSL sourcecode files.
These are ordinary textfiles written in the PostScript language
and are usually executed in Acrobat Distiller from the Windows
command line with a secret magic incantation of "//acrodist /F".
Alternately, GhostScript can be used. Some of these .PSL files
use Don's Gonzo utilities, per this sourcecode and this tutorial.
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